News & Events - Homers Heavenly Humor

Rev BurketReverend Burket has always been known for his sense of humor.  We just couldn't resist publishing a few of his funniest quips! 

Laughter is truely the best medicine!

Read and enjoy!

Leaders And Followers
Published Thu, Oct 9th, 2014

S. I. McMillen, tells a story of a young woman who wanted to go to college, but her heart sank when she read the question on the application blank that asked, "Are you a leader?" 

The Man in The Hot Air Balloon.
Published Tue, Sep 2nd, 2014

How does it help anyone, if we start blaming people, getting technical, for every disappointment we feel? Can we be less historical, citing every infraction, feeling every slight as an offence punishable by death?

From My Departed Husband?
Published Wed, Aug 20th, 2014

You may want to double check that email address before you click send!

Stay Out Of Them Places!
Published Wed, Aug 20th, 2014

Have you ever wondered why opportunity knocks once, yet temptation bangs on the door constantly?  Here's a thought from that great gospel program, "Hee Haw."